10. Justin Bieber – Boyfriend
This little diddy messed up late 20 year olds for 6 months straight when at first glance they thought it was a Justin Timberlake song they were singing along to. Little did they know they were humming along to the leader of the bushwacka club, Justin Beleiber. Not to mention, the video, the Nsyncer ripoff was tops. Below is a little reminder of why we loved this track even though it annoyed us.
Version #2 preferred
9. Maroon 5 – Payphone
Rule broken #1 – No Shirt-on singing. Rule broken #2 – Payphones don’t exist. Rule broken #3 – Adam Levine did not sit on anyones face (especially mine).
8. Ellie Goulding – Lights
If you know me at all, you know I love me some Ellie and everything she stands for. However, the music industry officially ruined this song for all time. Not only did I have to endure it for 2 YEARS before it became a hit on pop radio in America. We then had to suffer another year with nonstop replays when it crossed over to Pop radio. Then we had to endure the remixes, the covers, the mashups. THEN she finally released a new record and the label slapped the song no that record too??? REALLY?!! Let’s just squash this one forever now. I still love you Ellie and forgive your label for doing their jobs well.
The ONLY MashUp:
7. Nicki Minaj – Starships
First of all, what the fuck do Starships have to do with this song? Second, what the fuck does this video have to do with the song? Enough said, carry on.
6. Bruno Mars – Locked Out Of Heaven
How are people buying into this??? It’s obviously a blatant ripoff of the Police/Sting. How did they NOT get credited for this? What the HELL???? I mean, its ok if you borrow from the people that influence you, at least give them credit (insert Gaga here). Drop it like its hot. This song made the list simply because I was annoyed every time I heard it & remembered that HE did not give them credit. Hack!
4. Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (Ft. Kimbra)
At first, I really liked this song. Two months in, I was still singing along and saying you know people want songs they can related to. Add another month and I tried to get in that tent at Coachella to watch him do his thing, it was hot a sweaty and annoying. Six months later Glee ruined it, but I was STILL ok with it. Then it just kept going and going and going and going and covers and going and covers and going and shoot me. I know you, I don’t like you, and I want you to swallow your tongue. Then I press play to the below video and I am ok with it again, for the moment! TOPS OF ANNOYING list as I will be singing it all day now. PS: this ALBUM is really much better then this song.:D
3. Fun. – We Are Young
Just stop it! I blame Glee for their success, they should too. Glee was the marketing tool that pushed it to the front line. Talk about another band that “borrowed” a ton from Queen. Look It Up!
2. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe
I will cut a bitch if I hear this song again! Don’t you call this bitch unless you’re calling her a bitch! I’d like to punch Justin Bieber in the head for exposing us all to this one-hit-wonder. However, press play to witness a hot piece of ass in the video. Just a tip, you can pause these videos and blow them up. You’re welcome.
1. PSY – Gangman Style
Not only is this man a USA hater, I also can not understand a word he is saying. His dancing is obnoxious and I feel really sad that America bought into this crap. Not only is it offensive to my earholes the 1 Billion + viewed video is appalling. What is wrong with you world! Here is a little tidbit from his anti-American rap song from 2004, “Kill those f***ing Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives Kill those f***ing Yankees who ordered them to torture Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law, and fathers Kill them all slowly and painfully.” America bought 3 Millions copies of this song Gangman Style last year. Make it stop!